crab lawyered up before the dog could
Florida Man's Dog Finds a Crab Holding a Knife, Because Claws Apparently Weren't Enough
A Florida man's dog retrieved a crab that was reportedly gripping a knife, according to a post shared on Reddit's r/Florida subreddit. The animal was found alive and in possession of the blade, and no injuries were reported. The poster did not say whether the crab was released, kept, or charged with anything, and no further details were given.
Source: Florida Man's Dog Finds a Crab Holding a Knife, Because Claws Apparently Weren't Enough — r/FloridaMan
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