Next they'll announce that supermarkets have decided that actually handing you the groceries is 'too invasive' for a food store.
M&S U-turns on tape measure ban for bra fittings
Marks & Spencer has reversed its controversial decision to ban physical tape measures during bra fittings. The retail giant, which had briefly pushed for 'visual' assessments, faced a massive customer backlash and quickly retreated to standard measuring methods, admitting that precision—shockingly—actually matters when selling underwear.
Source: M&S U-turns on tape measure ban for bra fittings — The Telegraph
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 4, 2026.
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