The only thing more unreliable than a Qantas flight is a man who thinks his career failures deserve a hardcover release.
Alan Joyce’s Autobiography Delayed, Customers Offered Credit Voucher
Former Qantas CEO Alan Joyce has delayed the release of his autobiography until 2029, reportedly because he laid off the company responsible for printing it. Affected customers are being offered an $11 voucher, valid only during a one-hour window three years from now, to compensate for the inconvenience.
Source: Alan Joyce’s Autobiography Delayed, Customers Offered Credit Voucher — The Shovel
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 3, 2026.
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