Alex Karp is just a guy who realized that 'Doomsday prepping' is a lot more profitable when you charge the government for the front-row seats.
Palantir’s commercial growth is hitting ‘otherworldly’ levels
Palantir reported a massive 150% surge in U.S. commercial revenue for Q2, fueling a significant jump in their stock price. CEO Alex Karp described the demand as 'otherworldly,' signaling that corporate America is finally buying into the company's data-analytics and AI-driven predictive tools at an aggressive scale.
Source: Palantir’s commercial growth is hitting ‘otherworldly’ levels — CNBC
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 3, 2026.
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