Turkish Airlines finally perfected a travel experience where you arrive at your destination with more baggage than you started with—specifically, a profound sense of existential dread.
Turkish Airlines Takes the Scenic Route to Exhaustion With 22-Hour Flight
Turkish Airlines has launched one of the world's longest flight routes, clocking in at nearly 22 hours of continuous travel. While the route connects major hubs, passengers are effectively spending nearly an entire day trapped in an aluminum tube, pushing the limits of modern endurance and mid-flight snack consumption.
Source: Turkish Airlines Takes the Scenic Route to Exhaustion With 22-Hour Flight — Simple Flying
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