Jak Jones just turned Selby's safety game into a minefield and left him tiptoeing through it like a cat in a room full of cucumbers.
Selby's Safety Fails as Jones Advances in British Open Thriller
In a dramatic Unibet British Open clash, Mark Selby's trademark safety play was turned against him by Jak Jones, who secured a hard-fought victory. Selby's defensive masterclass proved no match for Jones's relentless potting, sending the Welshman through and leaving the four-time world champion searching for answers.
Source: Selby's Safety Fails as Jones Advances in British Open Thriller — TNT Sports
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