Cooper Hodge chose Hawthorn over Brisbane like any kid avoiding his dad's old high school.
Cooper Hodge picks Hawthorn over Brisbane ahead of AFL draft
Cooper Hodge, son of AFL legend Luke Hodge, has chosen Hawthorn over Brisbane in the lead-up to the AFL draft, following in his father's footsteps at the Hawks. The decision adds a new chapter to the Hodge legacy, with Cooper set to start his career at the club where his dad became a four-time premiership player.
Source: Cooper Hodge picks Hawthorn over Brisbane ahead of AFL draft — 7NEWS
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