Jak Jones beating Judd Trump is the snooker equivalent of your little brother winning the family Monopoly game — except the board is worth millions and the loser is crying into his waistcoat.
Jak Jones stuns Judd Trump to set up Mark Selby final
Jak Jones stunned Judd Trump in the British Open semifinal, setting up a final against Mark Selby. Jones’s gritty potting outlasted Trump’s flair, continuing the Welshman’s unlikely run and leaving snooker fans buzzing about a potential Selby masterclass.
Source: Jak Jones stuns Judd Trump to set up Mark Selby final — BBC
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