Finally, a wearable that tells everyone you're a creep before you even open your mouth.
Smart Glasses Users Must Wear Rolf Harris Costume Under New Proposal
Meta's smart glasses are getting a satirical makeover: under a new proposal, wearers must don a full Rolf Harris costume to signal their intent. Privacy advocates call it a win for consent, letting bystanders spot a potential predator at a glance. Early tests in Bondi show 100% detection rates, turning surveillance into a fashion statement.
Source: Smart Glasses Users Must Wear Rolf Harris Costume Under New Proposal — The Shovel
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