Bats are just flying landlords now, and they're not even charging us for the privilege.
North Island officials: stop messing with the bats
Wildlife officials in the Comox Valley are reminding residents to leave bats alone, citing public safety and the animals' protected status. The advisory follows increased human-bat encounters as people attempt to interact with or relocate the creatures themselves.
Source: North Island officials: stop messing with the bats — Comox Valley Record
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