Finally, a job where my mom can't say video games are a waste of time.
US hires over 2,000 video gamers as air traffic controllers
The FAA announced plans to hire over 2,000 air traffic controllers, specifically recruiting from the gaming community to fill a nationwide shortage. The initiative leverages gamers' quick reflexes and multitasking skills, though skepticism remains over translating virtual skills to real-world safety.
Source: US hires over 2,000 video gamers as air traffic controllers — r/nottheonion
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