A closed artery in the region's road network leaves thousands in limbo.
A31 shut both ways after 'significant damage' to road
The A31 remains shut in both directions after significant damage to the road surface, causing major disruption for motorists. Engineers are assessing the extent of the damage, but no timeline has been given for reopening. Diversions are in place, but long queues are reported.
Source: A31 shut both ways after 'significant damage' to road — Bournemouth Echo
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