Real Madrid scoring against Elche is basically a billionaire swiping right on your Hinge match — technically legal, spiritually rude.
Real Madrid Visit Elche With A Chance To Draw Level With Barcelona
Real Madrid travel to face Elche in La Liga, with Carlo Ancelotti's side looking to draw level on points with league leaders Barcelona. Elche, stuck near the bottom of the table, host the reigning champions at the Martínez Valero. Kick-off is confirmed for this weekend, with broadcast coverage split across BBC, TNT Sports and Goal.com. Confirmed lineups are out, and bookmakers have Real as heavy favourites.
Source: Real Madrid Visit Elche With A Chance To Draw Level With Barcelona — BBC
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