Perry Johnson spending thirty million dollars of his own money to finish fifth in a primary is the most expensive way to learn nobody likes you.
Michigan GOP Governor Primary Descends Into Chaotic Spending Spree
Michigan's Republican gubernatorial primary has devolved into a chaotic spectacle defined by massive self-funded spending and internal fracturing. With candidates like Perry Johnson pouring millions into campaign ads while struggling to unify the party base, voters are left navigating a crowded and increasingly bizarre field as the election approaches.
Source: Michigan GOP Governor Primary Descends Into Chaotic Spending Spree — Politico
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 3, 2026.
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