When the policy-making session is just a heavy night out with better health insurance.
Westminster's drinking culture: When the bar is higher than the policy
An investigation by the Institute of Alcohol Studies has revealed a deep-seated culture of excessive drinking within the UK Parliament. With alcohol readily available throughout the premises, the report highlights incidents of harassment and professional misconduct, prompting urgent calls to curb free access to drinks and implement workplace support standards.
Source: Westminster's drinking culture: When the bar is higher than the policy — The Independent
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 3, 2026.
Topics: westminster · ukpolitics · mps · drinking · scandal
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