Somewhere, an enemy sniper is watching a US battalion pause their entire tactical maneuver just to see who has the best peak testosterone levels.
Experts Question Hegseth's Testosterone Screening Plan for US Military
U.S. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is pushing a controversial proposal to mandate testosterone screening for military personnel over 30. Despite claims that hormone optimization will enhance combat lethality, medical experts warn of potential health risks, arguing that the modern battlefield relies more on technology and strategy than physical muscle mass.
Source: Experts Question Hegseth's Testosterone Screening Plan for US Military — Channel News Asia
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A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 3, 2026.
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