Imagine firing your own slush fund just to get hired, like showing up to a job interview for the CIA and offering to stop stealing office supplies.
Todd Blanche formally axes Trump’s $1.8bn ‘anti-weaponization’ fund
Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche has officially terminated a $1.8 billion fund originally proposed by Donald Trump, intended to compensate political allies and critics under the guise of an 'anti-weaponization' mandate. The move resolves a standoff with Republican senators who threatened to block his confirmation over the controversial slush fund.
Source: Todd Blanche formally axes Trump’s $1.8bn ‘anti-weaponization’ fund — Guardian World
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 3, 2026.
Topics: trump · uspolitics · toddblanche · justice
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