Rush hour in DC is hell, but at least the guy with the vibrating wand is having a better day than the rest of us.
Adult device shuts down rush hour traffic in DC
A personal adult device caused a massive traffic jam in Washington, DC, during rush hour, as drivers slowed to gawk at the unusual scene. Police had to intervene to clear the road and restore order. The incident highlights how even the most private gadgets can create public chaos when they hit the streets.
Source: Adult device shuts down rush hour traffic in DC — r/nottheonion
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 13, 2026.
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