All that panic for a device that couldn't even get a rise out of the bomb squad.
DC Bomb Scare Turns Out to Be a Very Personal Massage Device
A suspicious package with exposed wires shut down part of Washington DC before authorities determined it was a sex toy, not a bomb. The item, discarded behind a firehouse, caused a brief scare and inconvenience, but no injuries or arrests. The incident highlights how quickly mundane objects can trigger security alerts in the capital.
Source: DC Bomb Scare Turns Out to Be a Very Personal Massage Device — Fark
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A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 12, 2026.
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