Portland's public transit has a lower bar for passengers than most dating apps.
Goats board Portland bus, ride along with surprised commuters
Two goats boarded a Portland bus, surprising riders and the driver, who let them ride without a ticket. The bus continued its route with the furry passengers aboard, delighting commuters and sparking a viral moment.
Source: Goats board Portland bus, ride along with surprised commuters — r/nottheonion
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 13, 2026.
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