Dude's so stressed about inflatable beds he got a pill, but the real inflatable charges came from the trunk.
Man's Xanax prescription for bounce house anxiety leads to drug charges
A Columbia, Missouri man told police he was prescribed Xanax for anxiety over sleeping in bounce houses; a traffic stop led to drug possession charges after officers found pills in his SUV. The man's post-Miranda interview didn't help his case.
Source: Man's Xanax prescription for bounce house anxiety leads to drug charges — Fark
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A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 13, 2026.
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