AFL's highest honour is now 'moved a training cone so well the coach cried'.
Longmire Calls Unnamed Swan 'One of the Smartest I've Ever Coached' After GF Win
Sydney Swans coach John Longmire credited an unnamed player as the tactical key to the club's AFL grand final win, calling him 'one of the smartest I've ever coached'. Longmire said the player's in-game read and positional adjustment opened up Sydney's scoring structure when the match was still tight. The player received no best-on-ground votes and was not named in most post-match coverage, but Longmire said the coaching staff had flagged his decision-making all season.
Source: Longmire Calls Unnamed Swan 'One of the Smartest I've Ever Coached' After GF Win — afl.com.au
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 17, 2026.
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