United calling a 21-year-old a flop is like a man who's been divorced four times blaming the next girlfriend.
Man United tell Aston Villa exactly where they stand on Alejandro Garnacho transfer
Manchester United have reportedly decided Alejandro Garnacho is not part of their first-team plans, and Aston Villa have been told exactly where they stand on signing him. The 21-year-old Argentine winger, signed from Atletico Madrid's academy in 2020, has been framed as surplus at Old Trafford after a season of limited starts and public criticism. Villa's stance, per the report, is clear: they want him. No fee, contract or timeline has been agreed, and United's asking price remains the sticking point.
Source: Man United tell Aston Villa exactly where they stand on Alejandro Garnacho transfer — Manchester Evening News
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