Somewhere a man who finished 42,000th is telling his mates he was 'basically top 11%' and nobody's checking.
This half marathon time would have put you in the top 11% at the Great North Run
Runner's World published a guide showing what half marathon finish time would have placed a runner in the top 11 percent of the 2025 Great North Run, held last weekend in Newcastle. The piece breaks down the time cut-offs by age and gender, letting readers see exactly where their result sat in the field of tens of thousands. It follows the race's usual mix of elite front-runners and mass-field fun runners.
Source: This half marathon time would have put you in the top 11% at the Great North Run — Runner's World
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 17, 2026.
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