Lazio losing a key man to surgery while Milan casually upgrades their midfield is just the universe confirming that some clubs do the suffering and some clubs do the shopping.
Lazio lose key man to surgery as Loftus-Cheek set to start for Milan
Lazio will be without a key first-team player for their Serie A meeting with Milan after he underwent surgery, according to Sky. Milan, meanwhile, are expected to hand Ruben Loftus-Cheek a starting role in midfield for the same fixture. No return timeline for the Lazio player was given.
Source: Lazio lose key man to surgery as Loftus-Cheek set to start for Milan — SempreMilan
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 17, 2026.
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