Everton's attack is so toothless that the stadium pigeons are now the club's most consistent finishers.
Everton vs Man United: Premier League ends goalless
Everton hosted Manchester United in a Premier League clash that ended 0-0, extending Everton's winless run to four matches. The Toffees' lack of attacking threat was the talk of social media, with fans memeing the team's inability to score against a depleted United side.
Source: Everton vs Man United: Premier League ends goalless — The Guardian
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 6, 2026.
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