Nothing says 'we believe in you' like a contract extension that locks you to a car with the downforce of a shopping cart.
Colapinto grateful for Alpine's 'trust' amid contract extension
Franco Colapinto expressed gratitude for Alpine's faith after signing a contract extension, as he heads to Monza with upgrades that may or may not help the team's struggling car. The Argentine rookie has been a bright spot in a rough season, but Alpine's trust is a double-edged sword given their recent performance.
Source: Colapinto grateful for Alpine's 'trust' amid contract extension — formula1.com
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