Valencia's strikers must feel like they're playing against a hologram that apologizes when they score.
Valencia vs Barcelona: La Liga Clash, Barca's Defense in Tatters
Barcelona face Valencia in La Liga with their defense in shambles, missing key players and leaking goals. The Mestalla crowd expects a feeding frenzy, while Barca's back line looks set to offer more resistance than a wet paper bag. Kickoff promises either a masterclass in damage control or a comedy of errors.
Source: Valencia vs Barcelona: La Liga Clash, Barca's Defense in Tatters — BBC
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