Falkirk's away-day plan is just hoping the pie stall outlasts the opposition's defence.
Dundee United vs Falkirk: The Pies Were the Real Winners
Dundee United hosted Falkirk in a Scottish Premiership clash that had fans more invested in the half-time pie selection than the on-pitch drama. Both sides traded mediocrity, leaving supporters to wonder why they gave up their Saturday for this. The real victory was anyone who left before the final whistle.
Source: Dundee United vs Falkirk: The Pies Were the Real Winners — BBC
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 6, 2026.
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