New Caledonia's defense looked like my Wi-Fi at 2 a.m. — technically connected, completely useless.
Nigeria's Falconets rout New Caledonia 10-1 to reach U-20 World Cup last 16
Nigeria's Falconets beat tournament debutants New Caledonia 10-1 in Łódź on Sunday, reaching the Round of 16 as Group F runners-up behind Spain with four points. Ramotalahi Kareem and Winner Onajite David scored hat-tricks, Rebecca Adegbemile added two, and Nigeria led 4-0 at half-time after needing a win to survive. New Caledonia, who lost 5-0 to China and 11-0 to Spain, exit with 26 goals conceded and one scored, Joceline Kourevi getting their consolation in the 89th minute.
Source: Nigeria's Falconets rout New Caledonia 10-1 to reach U-20 World Cup last 16 — Premium Times Nigeria
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 14, 2026.
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