Lamine Yamal is doing to La Liga what your landlord does to your bank account: taking everything, every single weekend.
Yamal scores twice as Barcelona beat Levante 3-1
Barcelona won 3-1 at Levante on Sunday in La Liga matchday five. Xavi Espart opened the scoring in the 5th minute, Lamine Yamal tapped in Raphinha's assist in the 19th, then converted a penalty in the second half after Mandi's clumsy foul on him. Iván Romero pulled one back late for Levante after an error between Espart and Christensen. Yamal became the first player this century to score three braces in his team's opening five La Liga games, matching Lionel Messi's 2012/13 feat.
Source: Yamal scores twice as Barcelona beat Levante 3-1 — El País
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 13, 2026.
Topics: lamineyamal · fcbarcelona · laliga · levante · football
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