Adelaide's 'building something special' is an eight-year renovation with no plumber, no permits, and a coach giving tours of the drywall.
Lions Crush Crows to Reach Prelim as Taylor Walker Retires After 19 Years
Brisbane thrashed Adelaide 144-91 at a sold-out Gabba, kicking the first goal 30 seconds in and never trailing, to reach next Saturday's preliminary final against Hawthorn. Adelaide's season ended, and 35-year-old forward Taylor Walker retired after 19 years and 715 career goals, leaving the ground through a guard of honour with his family in tears. Crows coach Matthew Nicks insisted the club is building something special but still needs time.
Source: Lions Crush Crows to Reach Prelim as Taylor Walker Retires After 19 Years — Sydney Morning Herald
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A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 13, 2026.
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