Nothing on this grid corners harder than a 43-year-old man's grudge.
Alonso on his incident with Sainz: 'At 340 km/h I'd rather nobody pinned me against the wall'
Fernando Alonso accused Carlos Sainz of squeezing him against the wall during their on-track battle at the Spanish Grand Prix, saying that at 340 km/h he would prefer nobody pinned him. The two Spaniards, who collided earlier this season, traded blame again while Alonso also kept deflecting questions about his future, saying no decision has been made on whether he stays in Formula 1.
Source: Alonso on his incident with Sainz: 'At 340 km/h I'd rather nobody pinned me against the wall' — El País
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A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 14, 2026.
Topics: formula1 · fernandoalonso · carlossainz · f1 · motorsport · grandprix · spanishdrivers
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