We really reached peak stage-managed dystopia when the mascot that dances to get you to buy cheap generics starts charging eight bucks for a foam leaf on your oat milk.
Dr. Simi enters the coffee game: Now with more caffeine and less pharmacy
Farmacias Similares has pivoted from selling discount medicine to opening branded coffee shops called Simi Café. With three locations already operating in Mexico City and Playa del Carmen, the chain plans to expand to 20 branches by 2026, forcing customers to question if they are ordering a latte or a prescription for their caffeine-induced palpitations.
Source: Dr. Simi enters the coffee game: Now with more caffeine and less pharmacy — El Deforma
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