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Aster opts for transatlantic crude as Middle East supply chains wobble
Aster has diverted its crude oil procurement strategy to the Americas and Africa, citing growing instability in the Middle East. This logistical pivot marks a shift away from traditional regional supply chains as the firm seeks to insulate its energy imports from intensifying geopolitical volatility.
Source: Aster opts for transatlantic crude as Middle East supply chains wobble — Egypt Oil & Gas
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