Scott Kirby has reached the final boss level of corporate self-awareness where he knows his own airline's product is the only thing standing between him and a good flight.
United CEO Scott Kirby Spotted Flying on Rival American Airlines
United Airlines CEO Scott Kirby was recently photographed boarding an American Airlines flight at DFW Airport. The irony is twofold: Kirby is a former American Airlines president who has publicly questioned the carrier's future, and he is now opting to pay for a competitor's service over his own company's.
Source: United CEO Scott Kirby Spotted Flying on Rival American Airlines — The Travel
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