The only thing more reliable than the house edge is a CEO hitting their quarterly bonus by turning three hundred careers into a rounding error.
Bet365 bets on record profits by cutting 340 jobs
Stoke-on-Trent's gambling giant bet365 has announced plans to cut 340 jobs, citing the need for structural changes to remain competitive. Despite generating record revenue and paying its top executives astronomical sums, the firm is slimming down its workforce while the house continues to win big on the international stage.
Source: Bet365 bets on record profits by cutting 340 jobs — BBC
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