Max Dowman is so young his scouting report is just a sonogram and a growth chart.
Max Dowman, Marli Salmon and Igor Tyjon start for Arsenal U21s against Chelsea
Arsenal's Under-21 side started Max Dowman, Marli Salmon and Igor Tyjon against Chelsea in Premier League 2 action, with youth-watcher Jeorge Bird confirming the lineup. The selection puts three of the academy's most-watched prospects on the pitch together in a London derby at development level. Dowman, still only 15, has been fast-tracked through the age groups, and his inclusion headlines a side built around teenagers auditioning for first-team minutes.
Source: Max Dowman, Marli Salmon and Igor Tyjon start for Arsenal U21s against Chelsea — Jeorge Bird's Arsenal Youth
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 15, 2026.
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