Sony really priced the PS5 Pro at $700 just so you can watch loading screens in 8K.
PS5 Pro Confirmed: Sony Announces Major Graphics Boost
Sony has announced a mid-generation upgrade for the PS5, promising a major boost to graphics and performance. The PS5 Pro is expected to feature improved ray tracing, higher frame rates, and 8K support, targeting gamers seeking top-tier visuals. It follows the pattern of mid-gen refreshes, arriving several years after the base console's launch.
Source: PS5 Pro Confirmed: Sony Announces Major Graphics Boost — GAMINGbible
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