Sky's upgrade is like rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic—except the deck chairs now stream in 4K while the ship still sinks on match days.
Sky Go Gets Major Upgrade for Sky Glass and Stream Users
Sky has rolled out a major upgrade to its Sky Go app, promising enhanced features for Sky Glass and Sky Stream customers. The update aims to improve streaming quality and functionality, though it does little to address long-standing complaints about content availability and blackouts.
Source: Sky Go Gets Major Upgrade for Sky Glass and Stream Users — skygroup.sky
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