LG TVs now come with a feature called 'standby' that's basically a free wiretap subscription.
LG Smart TV Flaws Allow Eavesdropping, Even in Standby
Security researchers found vulnerabilities in LG smart TVs that could let attackers listen in on conversations—even when the TV is supposedly off. LG has released patches, but the flaw highlights how 'smart' devices are always on, always listening, and always a potential ear for hackers.
Source: LG Smart TV Flaws Allow Eavesdropping, Even in Standby — Malwarebytes
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