Audi spent a decade convincing us SUVs are cool, now wants us to get excited about a toaster with 400 miles of range — I've seen faster midlife crises.
Audi A2 e-tron Returns with 326hp and 400-Mile Range
Audi revives the A2 as an all-electric compact, promising up to 400 miles of range and 326 hp, positioning it as the most efficient Audi ever. Priced from £32k, it targets efficiency-focused EV buyers, though the comeback of a niche model raises questions about market appeal in an SUV-dominated era.
Source: Audi A2 e-tron Returns with 326hp and 400-Mile Range — PistonHeads
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