the car's first act as your property was to try to save you from yourself.

Man Closed The Door Of His New Cadillac. Suddenly, All Of The Air Bags Deploy

A Cadillac owner reports that all of his car's airbags deployed immediately after he closed the driver's door. He had just taken delivery of the new vehicle, which was stationary and unoccupied at the time. No impact, no crash, no other vehicle was involved. The cause of the mass deployment has not yet been established, and it is unclear whether the vehicle is covered under warranty or what Cadillac has said about it.

Source: Man Closed The Door Of His New Cadillac. Suddenly, All Of The Air Bags Deploy — r/nottheonion

A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Oct 7, 2026.