a child left a gate open, and a kangaroo held a press conference.
Kangaroo Escapes Missouri Petting Zoo, Spends a Day on the Loose
A kangaroo escaped from a petting zoo at the Saline County Fairgrounds in Marshall, Missouri, on Saturday after a child left a gate open. The animal stayed loose through Sunday, when a witness spotted it and kept visual contact until police and Marshall Animal Control arrived. A second bystander experienced with exotic animals helped wrangle it, and the kangaroo was returned to its owners in Warrensburg.
Source: Kangaroo Escapes Missouri Petting Zoo, Spends a Day on the Loose — UPI Odd News
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