Rockies fans are like kids who keep asking if we're there yet, while the car is on fire and the GPS says 'abandon hope.'
Rockies vs Dodgers: How to Watch and Stream August 17 Game
The Colorado Rockies face the Los Angeles Dodgers in a mid-August MLB matchup, with broadcast details for fans. The Rockies' season, once promising, has devolved into a familiar late-summer collapse, leaving fans to wonder if the team is tanking for a draft pick or just really committed to the bit.
Source: Rockies vs Dodgers: How to Watch and Stream August 17 Game — The New York Times
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 18, 2026.
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