Tuilagi's return is just a fancy way of saying 'the rental lease elsewhere ran out'.
Kelma Tuilagi returns to Storm
Kelma Tuilagi is back at Melbourne Storm after a stint away, reuniting with the club where he made his NRL debut. The move bolsters their forward pack, though it raises questions about his motivation and the club's need for stability.
Source: Kelma Tuilagi returns to Storm — Melbourne Storm
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