Kyle Shanahan could crash a car into a cop shop and fans would still blame the defense.
Kyle Shanahan's Car Crash Story Takes Another Bizarre Turn in ESPN Report
An ESPN report adds another strange twist to Kyle Shanahan's recounting of his 2023 car crash, with new details that raise questions about the incident. The 49ers coach's story has shifted before, and this latest version keeps the bizarre saga alive.
Source: Kyle Shanahan's Car Crash Story Takes Another Bizarre Turn in ESPN Report — Sportsnaut
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 31, 2026.
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