EA's ratings are so accurate, my striker's pace is 45 and his finishing is 45 and his hair is 45.
EA FC 27 ratings: Mbappé, Haaland top list, Rodri, Kane follow
EA Sports FC 27 player ratings dropped, with Erling Haaland and Kylian Mbappé leading at 90 overall, ahead of Rodri and Harry Kane. Fans immediately argued over every point, while gamers joked about their career-mode players being stuck in the 40s. The ratings ignite the usual pre-release debate over who got robbed.
Source: EA FC 27 ratings: Mbappé, Haaland top list, Rodri, Kane follow — ESPN
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 19, 2026.
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