The tabloids will have them married by Tuesday; the only thing missing is a witness who's also a source.
Alia Shawkat Laughs Off Brad Pitt Romance Rumours: 'He's Just My Friend'
Alia Shawkat has denied romance rumours with Brad Pitt, calling him 'just a friend' after the pair were spotted together. The tabloids have been gleefully speculating, but Shawkat is shutting it down — for now, at least until they share a coffee and it becomes a 'romantic rendezvous'.
Source: Alia Shawkat Laughs Off Brad Pitt Romance Rumours: 'He's Just My Friend' — Fashion Times UK
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A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 19, 2026.
Topics: bradpitt · aliashawkat · celebrity · dating · hollywood · rumors
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