Princess Anne's version of open arms is a welcome speech that doubles as a performance review.
Princess Anne Welcomes New Royal Family Member With 'Open Arms'
Princess Anne has welcomed a new royal family member with 'open arms,' according to InStyle. The usually reserved princess is known for her no-nonsense approach, so the gesture may come with a strict set of protocols and a briefing on royal duties.
Source: Princess Anne Welcomes New Royal Family Member With 'Open Arms' — instyle.com
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